{"id":579,"date":"2006-04-14T19:48:48","date_gmt":"2006-04-14T19:48:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.docbug.com\/blog\/archives\/579"},"modified":"2006-04-14T19:48:48","modified_gmt":"2006-04-14T19:48:48","slug":"robot-hazing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.docbug.com\/blog\/archives\/579","title":{"rendered":"Robot Hazing"},"content":{"rendered":"

From The Onion<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

MIT Fraternity Accused Of Robot Hazing<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n

CAMBRIDGE, MA\u2014Several members of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology chapter of the Theta Tau fraternity are in campus-police custody today following a brutal hazing incident in which one robot remains missing and two others are in critical condition with extensive circuitry and servo-motor injuries, sources revealed Monday.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

In protest, human-emotion-simulator robot Kismet, a respected member of the MIT community, announced that it will only display an expression of disapproval\u2014refusing to smile, show fear, or raise a curious eyebrow\u2014until those responsible receive appropriate punishment.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

(Thanks to Jofish for the link!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

From The Onion<\/a>:<\/p>\n

\n

MIT Fraternity Accused Of Robot Hazing<\/a><\/b><\/p>\n

CAMBRIDGE, MA\u2014Several members of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology chapter of the Theta Tau fraternity are in campus-police custody today following a brutal hazing incident in which one robot remains missing and two others are in critical condition with extensive circuitry and servo-motor injuries, sources revealed Monday.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

In protest, human-emotion-simulator robot Kismet, a respected member of the MIT community, announced that it will only display an expression of disapproval\u2014refusing to smile, show fear, or raise a curious eyebrow\u2014until those responsible receive appropriate punishment.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n

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